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A company has just unveiled a new product to help guys that have issues with going off too early in the bedroom.It’s a bandage that goes on your TAINT to help prevent premature evacuation.  It’s currently unnamed but has been dubbed the “taint Band-Aid.”

The device is used by two people. The man puts it on his taint and the sexual partner controls electrical stimulations to the bandage using an app.  The electrical stimulations confuse the nerves that control the ejaculation signal. Testing subjects have all reported some sort of a positive impact. They should hit the market next year.


This bandaid for your taint promises to fix premature ejaculation

This story is part of CES 2020, our complete coverage of the showroom floor and the hottest new tech gadgets around. Sadly, I've been forced to put this strange bandaid on my forearm. I've been cautioned against putting it where it truly belongs.