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If you’re like me, you’ve watched all the episodes of “The Office”. Now I just watch it here and there (almost daily) when I have a few minutes to kill, or I’m going to sleep.

I thought it would be fun to give you my top 3 Office quotes. Admittedly, they’re all from Micheal Scott, because he’s the world’s best boss….here we go.

# 3 – “Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So, sue me.”

# 2 – ..signing up for an online dating service – “I need a user name, and I have a great one. “Little Kid Lover”. That way, people will always know where my priorities are at.”

# 1 – “I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me, and since I don’t have a butler I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again, then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s a perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That’s it, I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that.”

LMAO……what are some of your faves?