A guy in Florida got into an argument with his girlfriend last week . . . and used a front-end loader to dump a load of dirt on top of her car.  He was arrested for felony criminal mischief.


Felony Rap For Dumb-As-Dirt Florida Man

AUGUST 16--A Florida Man used a front-end loader to dump a bucket of dirt on the vehicle his girlfriend drove to a meeting with him yesterday afternoon, police report. Cops charge that Hunter Mills, 20, met Thursday with the woman on a road adjacent to Phil-dirt Inc., an Okaloosa County excavation firm that sells top soil and assorted landscaping materials.