A guy in Iowa was busted pleasuring himself in a library on Friday. And when the cops were escorting him out, they found he was using three sex toys.
One toy actually fell off of him as the officers were escorting him to the squad car. He's been charged with indecent exposure.
What do you say when a fellow library patron turns a corner and spots you, penis in hand, furiously wanking away? "Oh, hi," is what Leroy McFarland, accused public masturbator, came up with Friday af