NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 08: MOney is collected as Girl Scouts sell cookies while a winter storm moves in on February 8, 2013 in New York City. The scouts did brisk business, setting up shop in locations around Midtown Manhattan on National Girl Scout Cookie Day. (Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)
A guy in Oregon staged a break-in at his house in March . . . so he could steal $700 of his daughter’s Girl Scout Cookie money to pay for an EROTIC MASSAGE. The cops eventually figured out the truth, and he just took a plea deal for probation, community service, and a small fine.