A guy in Oregon staged a break-in at his house in March . . . so he could steal $700 of his daughter's Girl Scout Cookie money to pay for an EROTIC MASSAGE. The cops eventually figured out the truth, and he just took a plea deal for probation, community service, and a small fine.
A Forest Grove man stole $700 his daughter earned selling Girl Scout cookies, used that money to finance an erotic massage and staged a burglary at his home to cover up the theft, authorities say.