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“Cash Only” schlong injections lead to lawsuits

A patient suffering from some junk problems has an issue with the Alabama Men’s Clinic in Birmingham, and it’s one that looks like it’ll see the inside of a courtroom. Their solution to his problem was to stick a needle in his noodle, injecting a TriMix that would serve as the solution to his flaccid dreams.

Now, the patient and one other man have filed court documents claiming these treatments have left the men “permanently disfigured.” The man says his member’s now “substantially curving upward!”

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Penis injections at cash-only Alabama men's clinic caused erection damage, lawsuits claim

Michael Forkner, 51, walked into the exam room at the Alabama Men's Clinic in Birmingham and sat down in front of an employee named Tony. It was 2016, and Forkner had heard the clinic's advertisements on his favorite sports radio station, ads that promised an easy, discreet solution to his problem.