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BANGKOK, THAILAND - OCTOBER 15: A prostitute wears black in memory of the late King of Thailand on October 15, 2016 in Bangkok, Thailand. The country is grieving the death of their King Bhumibol Adulyadej, the world's longest-reigning monarch, who died at the age of 88 in Bangkok's Siriraj Hospital on Thursday after a 70-year reign. The Crown Prince Maha Vajiralongkorn had asked for time to grieve the loss of his father before becoming the next king as the nation waits for the coronation date. (Photo by Paula Bronstein/Getty Images)

A 79-year-old guy in Ohio called 911 last week to report a robbery . . . after two hookers took $500 from him, even though he wasn’t satisfied with their services.  The cops couldn’t find the ladies, and they wound up deciding not to charge the guy for solicitation or abusing 911.

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A 79-year-old man called cops on hookers after being disappointed by their performance - NY Daily News

William Batts, 79, called cops on Jan. 3 claiming he'd been robbed of $500 by two black women he'd met through friends. Police claim the the man knew the "heavyset" woman as Keisha, but did not know the other person's name.