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What Made a 79-Year-Old Man Called 911 About a Hooker?

A 79-year-old guy in Ohio called 911 last week to report a robbery . . . after two hookers took $500 from him, even though he wasn't satisfied with their services.  The cops couldn't find the ladies, and they wound up deciding not to charge the guy for solicitation or abusing 911.

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A 79-year-old man called cops on hookers after being disappointed by their performance - NY Daily News

William Batts, 79, called cops on Jan. 3 claiming he'd been robbed of $500 by two black women he'd met through friends. Police claim the the man knew the "heavyset" woman as Keisha, but did not know the other person's name.