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LOS ANGELES - NOVEMBER 22: ***U.S. TABLOIDS OUT*** Actor Bob Odenkirk farts during Comedy Central's First Ever Awards Show "The Commies" at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California. "The Commies" will air December 7, 2003 at 9pm pst on Comedy Central. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

This holiday season, nothing says “I love you” more than the gift of gas. Literally. And now, Farts Direct is giving you the opportunity to pass along the scent of ass to the loved one of your choice.

Their fart jars come in array of fragrances, including: “Sprout Stench,” “Stuffing Shart,” Curry Napalm,” “Love Puff,” or “Hanging Out Of Your Arse.” For just under $13 (plus shipping and handling), those you truly care about can bask in booty scent all season long. Joy to the world!