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SAN RAFAEL, CA - OCTOBER 30: A bucket of KFC Extra Crispy fried chicken is displayed October 30, 2006 in San Rafael, California. KFC is phasing out trans fats and plans to use zero trans fat soybean oil for cooking of their Original Recipe and Extra Crispy fried chicken as well as other menu items. KFC expects to have all of its 5,500 restaurants in the U.S. switched to the new oil by April 2007. (Photo Illustration by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

There are so many great smells associated with Christmas.  Pine trees, gingerbread, snow, cinnamon, those Yankee Candles that everyone’s mom has.  And here’s the latest one:  BURNING FRIED CHICKEN.  Err . . .

Just in time for Christmas, KFC has started selling a FIRE LOG that smells like their fried chicken.  And you can get one shipped for $19 from KFC.com.

The logs will burn for around three hours, and they say they’ll be able to get them to you within five days . . . so you’ve got time to order them before Christmas.


KFC assumes you're interested in purchasing this fried chicken-scented firelog

"Back in my day," your grandpa begins wheezily, "If we wanted fried chicken-smellin' fires, we had to throw the chicken on the flames ourselves." He's right, friends, but that hardship ends today, as KFC introduces a firelog that smells like the Colonel's 11-herbs-and-spices fried chicken, made in partnership with Enviro-Log.