A serial masturbator with an awkward name has an unfortunate toilet brush incident
A man named Brian M. Bates with a history of public lewdness was just rushed to the hospital after he had an unfortunate incident with a toilet brush at a…

SYDNEY, NSW – APRIL 30: Police officer arrest a supporter after the NSW Premier League match between the Bonnyrigg White Eagles and Sydney United at Parramatta Stadium April 30, 2005 in Sydney, Australia. Violence erupted during the teams’ previous meeting on March 13, 2005 when two police officers were injured and five arrests were made after fans of Serbian-supported White Eagles and Croatian-backed United clashed outside Sydney United’s Edensor Park ground. (Photo by Mark Kolbe/Getty Images)
(Photo by Mark Kolbe/Getty Images)A man named Brian M. Bates with a history of public lewdness was just rushed to the hospital after he had an unfortunate incident with a toilet brush at a doctors office.
Police were called to a doctors office to investigate a report of a man exposing himself in front of patients. When officers arrived on the scene they found Brain M. Bates in the bathroom with the door open and dong in hand...and unfortunately toilet brush handle in backside!
He was arrested and charged with criminal open lewdness.




