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BANGKOK, THAILAND - OCTOBER 15: A prostitute wears black in memory of the late King of Thailand on October 15, 2016 in Bangkok, Thailand. The country is grieving the death of their King Bhumibol Adulyadej, the world's longest-reigning monarch, who died at the age of 88 in Bangkok's Siriraj Hospital on Thursday after a 70-year reign. The Crown Prince Maha Vajiralongkorn had asked for time to grieve the loss of his father before becoming the next king as the nation waits for the coronation date. (Photo by Paula Bronstein/Getty Images)

A guy in Florida offered a prostitute a trade on Saturday:  She’d perform a sex act, he’d give her a HAMBURGER.

But she was an undercover cop . . . so she arrested him for prostitution. The police report does not specify if the man already had the hamburger in his possession or if he planned to take his lady of the night to the drive thru before the big undercover cop reveal.


Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act

A Florida Man arranged to receive oral sex from an undercover female cop "in exchange for a hamburger," according to an arrest affidavit. Frank Caponi, 57, was collared Saturday afternoon after alle