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LAS VEGAS - JANUARY 08: Taser International Inc. sales manager Doug Cote demonstrates the company's newly launched Taser C2 at the Venetian during the 2007 International Consumer Electronics Show January 8, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The new stun gun is smaller than earlier models and has a non-threatening grip, according to Stephen Tuttle, vice president of communications. Two models, one that will sell reportedly for USD 299 and one with a laser pointer feature and color options, USD 349, will be available in April 2007. The world's largest consumer technology trade show runs through January 11 and features 2,700 exhibitors showing off their latest products and services to more than 150,000 attendees. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Some guys were drinking on a patio in Australia when one of them tried to light his cigarette with a taser . . . and it knocked him onto his backside.  It looks like he’s out cold, although he did hang onto his beer.  He said later that he had no regrets . . . although some people think the whole thing is fake.