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NORTH MIAMI - AUGUST 14: Lucia Buccico waits to pay for her purchases at the checkout counter at a Wal-Mart Store August 14, 2008 in North Miami, Florida. The company reported its second-quarter profit rose 17% and it raised its full-year forecast. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

A 37-year-old woman audibly passed gas while standing in line at a Dollar General store near Fort Lauderdale on Sunday.  And when a guy complained, she pulled out a knife and threatened to kill him.

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FL woman farts, pulls knife on man in Dollar store, cops say | Miami Herald

Passing gas in public is often embarrassing. But for a Dania Beach woman, doing so while waiting in line at a Dollar General store led to her arrest on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.