Whether or not you like “ugly Christmas sweaters,” they’re a piece of clothing that won’t go away. So what better way to embrace this staple of the holidays than by combining it with the wonder that is metal?
A new line of Christmas apparel is now available at Pantera’s official webstore, and it includes two different knit sweaters, two crewneck sweatshirts and one hilariously festive t-shirt. In honor of their release, here’s our ranking of Pantera’s new Christmas apparel.
5. Psycho Holiday Crewneck
Comes in black (to match your soul), but it could use a bit more Christmas cheer.
4. Pantera Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt
A step up from the previous crewneck sweatshirt. The trees and skulls are a lovely touch.
3. Pantera Knit Sweater
Now we’re in official “ugly Christmas sweater” territory with this beauty! Snowflakes, skulls AND reindeer?! Who wouldn’t love to don this sweater?!
2. Pantera Wreath T-shirt
Alright…we know a t-shirt being ranked so high on this list might upset some of you, but just look at it! It’s a wreath of pot leaves! Imagine wearing this to a family gathering and getting a compliment on it from an older relative who has poor eyesight and just thinks it’s a pretty wreath. This shirt is incredible!
1. F*cking Christmas Holiday Sweater
C’mon, picking number one on this list was super easy. For starters, this sweater is about as loud as a Pantera show, and in case you needed any more convincing, it literally has “F*cking Christmas!!” on the front! Even Jesus would have re-spect for this sweater.
Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning.