Are a guy’s hedges so sexy that people can’t stop trying to bang them?
There’s a guy named Keith Tyssen in Sheffield, England who works as a topiarist, which means he does sweet hedge designs for people. And to show off his work, about…
14th April 1967: A privet hedge cut into the shape of a horse and rider in the front garden of a topiary enthusiast in the village of Munsley, Herefordshire. (Photo by Jim Witts/BIPs/Getty Images)
(Photo by Jim Witts/BIPs/Getty Images)There's a guy named Keith Tyssen in Sheffield, England who works as a topiarist, which means he does sweet hedge designs for people. And to show off his work, about 18 years ago, he shaped the hedges at his house to look like a SEXY LADY.
But now Keith is upset . . . because people won't stop having sex with his hedges. Quote, "It's not always a guy, sometimes it's women who climb on her." So he's thinking about getting an alarm to keep people off.
