A 36-year-old man from Belarus was flying his paratrike (which is like a go kart with a big fan on the back attached to a parachute that flies) when he crashed into a forest.
When he crashed a sharp branch impaled his shoulder. They could not remove it at the scene of the crash because it would have caused him to bleed out. So they took him to the hospital with the branch still inside his shoulder.
The man was in good spirits, he even made jokes about getting “this splinter” out of him and posing for pictures.