A guy in China went to the hospital last week because he'd tried to cure his constipation by inserting a FOOTLONG eggplant into . . . well . . . you know. The doctors were able to successfully remove it, and now he's recovering.
After suffering from abdominal pain and constipation for two days, one 50-year-old Chinese man decided that the best thing to do would be to shove a giant eggplant up his butt. Unsurprisingly, in the end, the enormous vegetable did little to solve the man's problems, only making the pain and discomfort worse while also inducing nausea and vomiting.