A woman in Florida went to the ER last month when a ROACH crawled into her ear.  And it took nine days and three doctors to finally get all of the roach parts out of her ear canal.

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After 9 days, Florida woman gets cockroach out of ear

Those screams you hear? They're the collective sounds of primal anguish after reading a Florida woman's account of waking up with a palmetto bug in her ear. (That's the polite name for a flying cockroach, for those of you not acquainted with the reviled Sunshine State insects.)