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Sam’s Club Is Now Selling a Nine-Pound Bucket of Oreo Frosting

It’s nice when warehouse stores REALLY lean in to their reputations of selling things in ABSURD quantities. Sam’s Club is now selling a NINE-POUND tub of Oreo frosting.   It comes…

STREAMWOOD, IL – JANUARY 12: A sign hangs outside a Sam’s Club store on January 12, 2018 in Streamwood, Illinois. The store is one of more 60 sheduled to close nationwide by the end of January. (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

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It's nice when warehouse stores REALLY lean in to their reputations of selling things in ABSURD quantities. Sam's Club is now selling a NINE-POUND tub of Oreo frosting.

  It comes in a giant bucket, and I guess you're supposed to use it to frost like 200 cupcakes . . . but really, you should just take it to the couch and eat it straight up with a big wooden spoon. If you DO take down the entire bucket, you'll consume 16,380 calories . . . 936 grams of fat . . . 1,521 grams of sugar . . . and hey, 117 grams of protein.