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There’s now a underwear guys can sport that’ll protect them from “a sedentary lifestyle and other threats to manhood.”  We’re talking about the Vylyv Smart Shorts A successful crowd-funding campaign has brought the male “Kegel” exercise into a man’s daily routine.  These undies are like a video game for your taint, forcing you to work things out with its pelvic exercises to “increase the angle” and boost the power of your stiffy while keeping-score and playing games on a screen.  Looking at the online reviews, some customers swear by the boner-building underpants.

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I Tested Out the Video Game You Play Using Your Taint

Photo by the author While the internet is in no short supply of libido-enhancing, erectile dysfunction-fixing, and pelvic floor-strengthening remedies, none has quite the comically absurd allure as the boner-boosting boxer briefs designed by Vylyv Labs.