BILOXI,MS-OCTOBER 7, 2017: Waffle House customers bring their family to eat at the restaurant which sits 75 feet from the beach as the eye of Hurricane Nate pushes ashore in Biloxi, Mississippi October 7, 2017. Hurricane Nate is expected to make landfall on the Mississippi Gulf coast near midnight local time. (Photo by Mark Wallheiser/Getty Images)
A 43-year-old guy asked for barbecue sauce at a Waffle House in Georgia last week, and they didn’t have any. So he started screaming and said he’d, quote, “go to [effing] jail over some barbecue sauce.” Then the cops showed up and arrested him for disorderly conduct.