The cops in Florida woke up a guy who was sleeping on a stranger’s lawn earlier this month, and he tried to get them to go away by swinging a, quote, “large dildo” at them.  It didn’t work, and he was arrested for trespassing.


Florida Cops Ignore Overwhelming Urge To Shoot Guy Swinging A Large Dildo At Them

Florida cops responding to a trespassing call were confronted by a male suspect armed with a "large dildo" that he swung at officers before being taken into custody. Following a call from a homeowne