A Guy Straps Porno Magazines to Himself as Body Armor Before Challenging His Neighbor to a Knife Fight
A guy in Oklahoma challenged his former neighbor to a KNIFE FIGHT on Sunday, and to protect himself, he taped a bunch of PORNO MAGAZINES around his midsection as body…

A guy in Oklahoma challenged his former neighbor to a KNIFE FIGHT on Sunday, and to protect himself, he taped a bunch of PORNO MAGAZINES around his midsection as body armor.
The neighbor called the cops, and the guy was arrested.
http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/us-and-world-news/man-wears-porn-magazine-as-armor-in-confrontation-with-neighbor-police-say