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A Drunk Guy Tells the Cops He’s a Time Traveler Here to Prevent an Alien Invasion

A guy in Wyoming was drunk in a hospital on Monday, and he told the cops he was a TIME TRAVELER from 2048 who’d come back to warn us about…

A guy in Wyoming was drunk in a hospital on Monday, and he told the cops he was a TIME TRAVELER from 2048 who'd come back to warn us about an alien invasion.

  Oh, and he was drunk because the aliens had filled him up with alcohol.  The cops didn't heed his warning and they arrested him for public intoxication.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/tipsy-wyoming-time-traveler-690412