A Man Gets a Speeding Ticket Even After He Told the Cops “I Needed to [S***]”
DALLAS, TX - JUNE 13: In this handout photo provided by the Dallas Police Department bullet holes are seen in the glass windows of a police cruiser on June 13, 2015 in Dallas, Texas. A single gunman opened fire on the building early Saturday morning, reportedly unleashing multiple rounds and planting explosive devices around the station. No injuries have been reported. (Photo by Dallas Police Department via Getty Images)
I’ve always wondered if a cop would let me off on speeding if I gave him the “I have explosive diarrhea” excuse. Apparently they won’t, which is a shame.
A guy was pulled over in Dalwallinu, in Western Australia on Monday morning for going 23 miles-per-hour over the speed limit. And on the ticket, it says the guy told the cop, quote, “I needed to [s-word]” because his kids had given him diarrhea.
The cop showed him NO sympathy, and the guy is looking at a $950 fine and he may even lose his license.
Two in 25 min. Loss of licence.#doubledemerits. pic.twitter.com/bpFjj0LBqG
— Dalwallinu Police (@DalwallinuPol) September 25, 2017
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