MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - JANUARY 20: A heavy police presence on Bourke Street is seen on January 20, 2017 in Melbourne, Australia. Three people have been killed and 20 are injured after a man deliberately drove his car into pedestrians in Bourke Street Mall on Friday. (Photo by Darrian Traynor/Getty Images)

A couple in Canton was caught having sex in public on Friday, but they told the cops the guy was actually just giving the woman a therapeutic back massage.  The cops didn’t buy it, and they were cited for disorderly conduct.

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Boy, 12, catches couple having sex in apartment parking lot

A 12-year-old boy who walked outside of his godfather's apartment in Canton saw a couple having sex in public, a police report said. And no, they weren't even in a car. The boy went back indoors and told his godfather after he witnessed the public sex shortly before 10:30 p.m.