A Guy Was Busted Pleasuring Himself in a Park – What Strange Thing Did He Blame It On?
A guy in Kentucky who was pleasuring himself at a park last week told the cops it was because a GROUNDHOG had startled him, so his pants fell down. They…

A guy in Kentucky who was pleasuring himself at a park last week told the cops it was because
a GROUNDHOG had startled him, so his pants fell down. They didn't buy it and he was arrested for sexual abuse.
http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/crime/2017/08/11/blame-groundhog-man-accused-masturbation-says-he-startled-critter/559999001/




