A Guy Was Busted Pleasuring Himself in a Park – What Strange Thing Did He Blame It On?
A guy in Kentucky who was pleasuring himself at a park last week told the cops it was because a GROUNDHOG had startled him, so his pants fell down. They didn’t buy it and he was arrested for sexual abuse.
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