BRISTOL, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: (EDITORS NOTE: Part of this image has been pixellated) In this photo illustration a man uses a ATM cash dispenser outside a branch of the HSBC bank on January 24, 2017 in Bristol, England. High street lender HSBC has announced it is to close a further 62 more high street branches across the UK on top of the 55 closures announced last year, meaning a total of 117 HSBC branches will close in 2017. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)
Somebody posted a clip of a guy who is so blitzed he thinks a fence is an ATM. He’s literally trying to slide his card into the railing until he’s told it’s a fence. It’s in Scotland so it’s also enjoyable to hear the guy helping him pronounce bank as “bonk.”