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MIAMI, FL - SEPTEMBER 15: A Giant African land snail is seen as the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services announces it has positively identified a population of the invasive species in Miami-Dade county on September 15, 2011 in Miami, Florida. The Giant African land snail is one of the most damaging snails in the world because they consume at least 500 different types of plants, can cause structural damage to plaster and stucco, and can carry a parasitic nematode that can lead to meningitis in humans. An effort to eradicate the snails is being launched. The snail is one of the largest land snails in the world, growing up to eight inches in length and more than four inches in diameter. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

A girl in Scotland was goofing around with her friends over the weekend, and pretending to kiss a slug on a paper plate.  But then she flicked the plate it was on, and the slug landed on her friend’s FOREHEAD.

So the friend calmly puts down her drink, and then SCREAMS.  Sadly, the slug didn’t make it.