A guy in Florida tried to shoplift 15 quarts of motor oil and a DVD of “Lassie” from a 7-Eleven last week . . . by shoving them all down his baggy pants.  But a cop saw him, and he was arrested for felony theft.

And now it's time for a Polk County ...

And now it's time for a Polk County #CrazyCriminal story - filed under #youcantmakethisstuffup. Question: What do the items in this photo have in common? Answer: They all fit in 38 yr old William Jason Hall's pants.

You can also see pretty great surveillance video here:

PCSO: Man hides 15 qts. of oil, DVDs in pants during theft

A Lakeland man has been arrested after authorities say he hid 15 quarts of motor oil and several DVDs into his pants at a 7-Eleven store. BARTOW - A Lakeland man has been arrested after authorities say he hid 15 quarts of motor oil and several DVDs into his pants at a 7-Eleven store.