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"Screamin's Bad Dieting Tips "

Here's A List of Not So Good Diet Tips from Me

  1. Chocolate comes from a Coco Tree (it's a Plant) Therefor Chocolate IS a Salad
  2. Wine counts as a Fruit
  3. If you eat in the dark ,Calories can't find you
  4. If you order a Chocolate Shake and ADD peanutbutter you can call it a protein shake
  5. Stressed spelled backwards is "DESSERTS"
  6. Never Ever Ever Go Back For Seconds......Get it All The First Time.

( The following is not based on anything remotely scientific . As in everything in Life is good in Moderation )

Enjoy !

~screamin scott~