A Guy Straps Porno Magazines to Himself as Body Armor Before Challenging His Neighbor to a Knife Fight

A guy in Oklahoma challenged his former neighbor to a KNIFE FIGHT on Sunday, and to protect himself, he taped a bunch of PORNO MAGAZINES around his midsection as body armor.  The neighbor called the cops, and the guy was arrested.

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Man wears porn magazine as armor in confrontation with neighbor, police say

Police in Oklahoma say a man who wore adult magazines that he taped to his body was in "survival mode" when he tried to stab his former neighbor. Neighbors told KXII that tensions between Donald Gaither and his neighbor had been brewing for a few weeks.