A guy from Australia hired someone to steal all of his girlfriend's stuff out of their house in August . . . so when he dumped her during their vacation, it would be easier for her to move out. But the cops quickly figured out what happened when they got back . . . he was arrested . . . and he just got 12 months of probation.
EVEN the phrase 'it's not you, it's me' would have been a better option for a Gladstone man who has been charged following his extreme efforts to break up with his girlfriend.