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A Guy Wipes His Poop on a Car When a Car Dealership Doesn't Give Him a Reward For Returning Lost Keys

A guy in Montana found some lost car keys on Thursday and returned them to a dealership.  But when they didn't give him a reward, he PUNCHED a car and then smeared his own POOP on it.  He was arrested for felony criminal mischief.


Guy Punches Car At Dealership And Then Smears His Feces All Over It

All Bryce Steven Boos wanted was a little financial compensation for returning to a dealership some car keys he found on a sidewalk. That's all. Is that so much to ask? When the dealership declined a financial reward, Boos did the only rational actions possible: punch a car and then reach into his pants, extract some anus-fresh feces, and smear it on the car.