A guy in Montana found some lost car keys on Thursday and returned them to a dealership. But when they didn't give him a reward, he PUNCHED a car and then smeared his own POOP on it. He was arrested for felony criminal mischief.
All Bryce Steven Boos wanted was a little financial compensation for returning to a dealership some car keys he found on a sidewalk. That's all. Is that so much to ask? When the dealership declined a financial reward, Boos did the only rational actions possible: punch a car and then reach into his pants, extract some anus-fresh feces, and smear it on the car.