A 77-year-old guy in Florida was upset on Friday night when his 72-year-old girlfriend didn't want to get-it-on. So he squirted her with LUBE . . . and was arrested for battery.
A 77-year-old Florida man doused his 72-year-old girlfriend in "sex lube" after his request to get intimate was rejected by the victim, police allege. According to an arrest affidavit, Roger Archamba