There’s Now A Military-Grade Self-Pleasure Device Out There

Sometimes a guy has to take matters into his own hands.  That’s true in life, work, love...and the sex.  After all, if you don’t know what gets you to the point of no return, how can you tell someone else?  Finally, someone has gotten serious about the quality of male pleasure aids, and that someone is Brian Sloan.

Sloan’s the brain trust behind the World’s Most Beautiful Hoo-Haa Contest and has successfully crowdfunded three sex toys.  Now, he brings to the market place the world’s first military grade toy for men: the Lifetime Silicone Stroker.  This baby’s made completely from silicone, and it’s the only one that meets and exceeds the standards set for performance under “extreme environmental conditions.”

Turns out, he created this thing specifically for our men in uniform.  Whether they’re stationed in 120-degree heat, jungle humidity, or sub-zero Siberia, this sucker is said to hold up for all your bopping needs.  As an added bonus, the first 300 active duty servicemen who email [email protected] will get a free one…shipping included!


Lifetime Silicone Stroker: The First Masturbator Built For Military Men

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