A Guy Busted For Pleasuring Himself in Public Gives Cops Strange Excuse

A guy in Portland, Oregon was busted for pleasuring himself in public earlier this month.  And he told the cops he was doing it because he, quote, "[effing] hates Portland."

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Portland Hater Nabbed For Pleasure Session

MAY 12--An Oregon man who was arrested for "masturbating vigorously" in public told police that he engaged in the lewd display because he "fucking hates Portland" and wanted to return to jail. Terry