No matter how much your kids half-ass your Mother's Day card, maybe this will give you some peace: At least they didn't tell your teacher about your love of . . . um . . . well, you'll see.
There's a picture going viral right now of Redditor desmondsdecker's first grader's responses on a project called "All About My Mom." Because on the line where the kid was supposed to write their mom's favorite food, the response was P-E-N-U-S.
According to the teacher, the kid meant "peanuts."