If you’re in the market for a girthier gherkin, there’s a plastic surgeon who says he’s got the technique to help you out. Dr. Norman Rowe’s now using a process in which he takes a guy’s own blood, and then injects it back into his giggle stick.
Twenty minutes later, he claims guys are walking out of his office with one-and-a-half inches of added girth. If you feel like a little road trip, you can find the good doctor in New York. No word on how long this lasts, but your thingy may thank you.
Who doesn't wish they had a bigger penis? That guy with an 18.9-inch dick doesn't count. Because, for those of us who aren't willing to grow out our foreskin to truly absurd lengths, a little more size feels like nothing but a pipe dream.