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Plastic Surgeon Promises A Girthier Unit

If you’re in the market for a girthier gherkin, there’s a plastic surgeon who says he’s got the technique to help you out.  Dr. Norman Rowe’s now using a process in which he takes a guy’s own blood, and then injects it back into his giggle stick.

Twenty minutes later, he claims guys are walking out of his office with one-and-a-half inches of added girth.  If you feel like a little road trip, you can find the good doctor in New York.  No word on how long this lasts, but your thingy may thank you.


Would You Inject Your Own Blood Into Your Penis For More Girth?

Who doesn't wish they had a bigger penis? That guy with an 18.9-inch dick doesn't count. Because, for those of us who aren't willing to grow out our foreskin to truly absurd lengths, a little more size feels like nothing but a pipe dream.