A 44-year-old guy in Florida got into an argument with his 67-year-old mother earlier this month . . . because she kept POOPING all over his toilet seat. She wound up slapping him, so she was arrested for battery.
PORT ST. LUCIE - A tiff that apparently began with allegations of an untidy toilet seat ended with a 67-year-old woman behind bars, a Port St. Lucie police report states. Gail Higley, of the 2100 block of Southeast Erwin Road, was arrested Feb.