It's good to see someone try their hardest . . . and sure, they absolutely bombed, but "A" for effort.
A guy just posted on Reddit about his girlfriend's attempt to send him a special pizza while he was on a business trip on Valentine's Day. She ordered Domino's and asked them to deliver him a pizza shaped like a heart.
Girlfriend called dominos to send me a surprise heart-shape Valentine's Day pizza while I'm on a business trip. * /r/funny
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And they did . . . sort of. The pizza looks more like a football with a large bite taken out of the top. And clearly the employees knew they didn't QUITE nail it, because on the inside of the box, they wrote, quote, "We tried."