A Drunk Couple Was Mad At A Pizza Place That Wouldn't Serve Them . . . So They Try To Burn The Place Down With Moonshine!

A couple in Oregon must have been as equally hungry as they were drunk.  Because they were so drunk the local pizza joint wouldn’t serve them. 

So instead of having a friend drive them to Taco Bell or White Castle, they went and grabbed a jar of moonshine, broke through the business’s front door, scared all the employees into the basement, and used the moonshine to ignite the curtains.

Police arrived before the fire could do too much damage and the couple was arrested.