Your latest JESUS sighting comes from Albuquerque, New Mexico, where Jesus has taken a break from showing up in stains and pieces of toast to make his first documented appearance on . . . a BRUISED TOE.
Last weekend, a woman named Paula Osuna fell down some stairs and bruised her right foot. She rubbed some HOLY DIRT on it . . . dirt she'd collected on a pilgrimage to a holy spot in northern New Mexico.
And the next thing she knew, she saw JESUS in the bruise on her second toe.