It's Truly Amazing How Much The HUMAN RECTUM Can Hold If You're Motivated!

York County, PA police made an unusual find when they arrested a suspected drunk driver.  After picking up the suspect at the scene of a crash they took him to the hospital and x-rays revealed a large object in his rectum.

Initially the suspect refused to have it removed, but eventually consented.  What did they find?  Well...a bag of synthetic weed, a socket wrench used for smoking, four bracelets, four necklaces, and eleven ladies rings. Pretty much everything except a partridge in a pear tree.