Florida’s Effed Up: A Man Goes To A Hardware Store, Rolls Himself Up In Carpet . . . Then Pees!

An Ace Hardware store in Florida will never be the same after this incident.

Employees showed up to work and discovered a man rolled up in some carpet that was soaked in urine.  The man claimed to be messed up after hanging out at a local dive bar.

The man was arrested on burglary and criminal mischief charges.