A Guy Needed Emergency Surgery After Trying To Pleasure Himself . . . By Putting A Fork In His Urethra?

Forks can be used to do a number of things like assisting in eating a steak, used to help remove a knot in your shoelaces, but to pleasure yourself is a new one to us.  That's exactly what a man in Australia used his fork for.

According to a report, the man was admitted to the hospital with "bleeding urethral meatus" after he shoved a fork into his urethra in an attempt to climax. Fortunately, the report says the fork was removed using forceps and TONS of lubrication.